Ann Richards quipped, Bush was “born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.” (Matthew Miller, 1/29/03)
From www.tompaine.com:

The animated ad shows the US president putting a video cassette of 2DTV into his toaster.
http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,850865,00.html
Causa Belli by Andrew Motion They read good books, and quote, but never learn
a language other than the scream of rocket-burn
Our straighter talk is drowned but ironclad;
elections, money, empire, oil and Dad.
http://www.moveon.org/technicaldifficulties
This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W.Bush. The quotes have been arranged for aesthetic presentation by The Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can co-exist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
I made this 8 years ago for Bush's dad. Still as true today. Right click (Mac: Cmd+click) over the image and save it to your disk. Print it and tape it to your bumper.

revised 3/13/04
hits.