Radko, Christopher: Grand Patriot Christmas Ornament
Proudly waving Old Glory, Santa carries his sack full of presents . . . hopefully best-selling conservative books!
No goddammit, Santa Claus is not exclusive to the US. He is not a patriot. To literally wrap Santa Claus in the American flag pretty much goes against the modern concept of Santa Claus giving gifts to the children around the world doncha think? He doesn’t only go to American houses to bring presents! He doesn’t even live here! The north pole is not a US territory.